Operation "Kill the fishes"

I thought it'd be a normal day. I was wrong.

I thought Jenn Haur's threats were just a joke. I was wrong again.

I didn't expect this evil conspiracy to actually be plotted, that it would actually be carried out, even with ample enough warning ("hey tmr you going for PE ar.."). I was even let in about the exact time and place. But I neglected it. I could have prevented a catostraphe. But I allowed the evil conspiracy to proceed with success.

It was called,

Operation "Kill the fishes"

Location: VJC Koi Pond
Victim: Kois
Time: After PE lesson
Proposed method: Creating a mini Tsunami by offloading a 60 kg load (Codenamed Wilbur) into the pond
Mastermind: Yong Jenn Haur
Accomplices: A class called 05S44. Major accomplices with a larger HAND in it includes Nigel Goh, Liang Hong, Mohan, Er Jian, CHUN TECK(sori qw, ha got evidence from the photo), Yan Ho.

Results of operation: A splashing success

On the Victorian Times the next day..

The fishes are DEAD!

Another murder attempt has been at the VJC Koi Pond on 13 sept 2005, at approximately 1630 hrs. It turned out to be a very well-executed attempt made by a certain organisation known as 05S44. They attempted to make a mini-Tsunami by throwing their (non-voluntary) 'suicide bomber' classmate, into the koi pond. Fishes within a 1m radius died immediately upon impact. The resulting waves then paralysed some other fishes, and killed others which were weaker. Those who managed to escape the attack with minor injuries were forced to endure the psychological trauma of losing their beloved fishy relatives.

But it seems that the attempt was not merely so simple. It has been found out to have biological consequences as well. As the (non-voluntary) 'suicide bomber' was dunked into the pond after his PE lessons, the human sweat that went into the pond also posed a biological hazard towards the fishes in the pond. It is expected that they won't live past a year. It seems hardly a coincidence that the suicide bomber, was dunked after his PE lessons. It seems to be a well-thought of conspiracy. All initial evidence and suspicions point to a certain Mr. Yong, who is well-known for being a fish-terrorist, as the mastermind of the plot.

The PAWS (Pets and Animals' Welfare Society) has vowed revenge on the Mastermind and is actively trying to seek him down. But any attempts to chase him was futile, since he would always do a high jump over a building, and then a loong jump, and land a mile away, if they was any attempt to catch him.

The presidentress of PAWS, Miss Ilovepetsalot said, "The Mastermind seems to be like a kangeroo... Maybe when we catch him we should return him to his homeland, in Australia. He may be missing home, that's why.. he's doing all this horrible stuff to... the poor fishes. SOb sob," before bursting into tears for the 100001th time.

There has been a suggestion that his accomplices know nothing of this conspiracy by Mr Yong, and thought all this was just part of a birthday joke.

Anyone eye-witnesses with more information may call The Victorian Times at 3664287.


Ok. Enough with the news report. But Mr. Yong, its your turn next year :P. I believe we have another birthday coming soon though. Hehe.

The floor (of the pond), in case you didn't know, was probably filled with moss or something, so it was very slippery. So be careful, whoever goes in there next. =p. And the smell, if there was any, wasn't very bad, since nobody complained as I proceeded to play basketball after that. Apparently they clean the pond quite well. The smell at Kallang is much, much worse than that. So on the bright side, I'd say, I've been through worse.

I guess a photo here would mean more.. than a thousand words, since I can't really describe very well. All I can say is that, I looked like I just had a bath or ran 20km. So we'd have to wait for the people who took the opportunity to snap shots, to post some pics.


Wilbur came, saw, blogged