The S44 Chronicles - Breaking News! Kidnap at HC!

The post-promos period has indeed proved to be a happening one. 3 VJC spies, while being sent on an espionage mission to H*J* was found out and the tables were turned on us. After 3 days of not hearing from them, VJ received a photo with a message.

The message read:

We have caught 3 of your spies trying to infiltrate our sacred compounds. We are now housing name in a secluded area within our huge campus (unlike yours). You won't be able to find them. If you want them back safe and sound, you had better give up your Higher Chinese Programme. Or else, in 3 days time.. they will experience toture beyond any chinese proverbs can describe. Muahahahahaha...

The masterminds.. Szemin n Yiting

After receiving the message, VJC immediately sent out its great investigator, Agent QW to track down and rescue the 3 spies at all costs. Immediately, Agent QW went to the AN FA XIAN CHANG and started to search high and low for the whereabouts of the 3 damsels in distress. Alas, the compounds were too huge and Agent QW could not find them.

A few days later, another letter was received:

We know what you have done.. Still no action within 1 day.. and we'll do more than just pinching.. Hehehe

TIme was not to be lost. Immediately, VJ used whatever methods it could lay hands on to try and locate their 3 spies. They tried..

Using their friendly pals of nature:

Mr. Moth

Mr. Lizard

They even tried communicating to them via telepathy:

The Serial Sleeper Shoe

Just when things were looking bleak, Mining suddenly realised she had her handphone with her! Immediately...

With a worried expression, she keyed, "Hey guys!! Help us! We are now trapped in some cafeteria. Come quickly! They are forcing us to eat poisoned food!"

And so, with the help of their sophiscated computer software and savvy IT experts, VJC managed to pin-point the exact location of the 3 hostages.

Radio Command: "We've now managed to determine the exact location of our 3 spies using GPRS techonology, our forces of nature, as well as through telepathy; all combined together. Agent HQ, you are well-versed in the ways of the Chinese. You shall lead this rescue mission to rescue our 3 spies from the hands of our enemies!"

And the S44 chronicles is proud to announce that the efficient Agent HQ has managed to successfully save Agents ZC, MN and Angela from the hands of an evil regime. They are now all safe and sound.

After interviewing the 3 hostages about their ordeal, they replied that it was a painful experience.

"They made us remember all those Chinese Proverbs. My Chinese is CMI one!! Yet I was forced to do it.. Da xue zhi dao, zai ming ming de, zai qin min, zai zhi yu zhi shan, zhi zhi ze hou you ding, ding er hou neng jing, jing er hou neng an, an er hou den lu, lu er hou neng de...

Ahh I can't stand it anymore!"
- Angela

- The S44 Chronicles -

Disclaimer: The story above, although I know is very believable, is entirely fictitious; so there is no need to report to the police after reading about the 'kidnap'.

Wilbur came to destress from chinese