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Saturday, November 19, 2005

survivor: aranda - blow by blow account

Dear Diary,

what follows below is a factual blow by blow account of the 5 days in sleep deprived hell the 05s44 class chalet at Aranda. Why do this? Cos I can.

Day 1: 14/11/05

Opened chalet at 1930 hours. By then yiting and szemin were already waiting at the door. Then they wasted no time in colonising one of the rooms to be their lair for the night. Since only the 3 of us were there and wilbur jiejun and fok were only coming WAY WAY later, went out to walk around DT East. Wanted to play pool, so made a trip back to 2306 to grab ICs then go to pool parlour. Spent 1 hour there, mainly trying to avoid being poked by other players. Tried to play some serious pool but ended up whacking the balls anyoldhow. Then went back to chalet. Watched TV. Went to pick wilbur jiejun and fok up from the carpark. Went back. Set up mahjong table. Set up PS2. Played cards, then mahjong, then PS2. jiejun fell asleep at the sofa, yiting and szemin went inside the girls' room to talk until 4 am, while the guys stayed up till 2 am enjoying the wonders of the PS2.

Body count at the end of the day: 6

Day 2: 15/11/05

Woke up and went home at 0615 hours. yiting and szemin went to yiting's house. dunno what the other 3 did. Blah blah went to school blah blah had lecture blah blah had makeup tutorial blah blah wilbur tried to organise class outing to ECP blah blah went for 4mn04 gathering instead blah blah blah blah. to cut long story short, opened up chalet again at 1900 hours. zhouchu and huiqing arrived first, then went to have dinner at the pathetic excuse of a foodcourt. szemin and yiting arrived next. went back to chalet but not before making a long detour through DT east and watching szemin waste $1 by dropping her thai ricecake on the floor. watched TV. minning arrived. then shuwen arrived. watched TV again. fok, jennhaur and jiejun arrived. played cards. tried to make huiqing do a forfeit and start off the "next great scandal" but failed. then played PS2, mahjong and cards and whatnot to keep us entertained. angela arrived from the opposite side of the island at 0109 hours in an epic journey that would have cost $30 bucks, via simpang bedok and their roti john. Watched 'Last Samurai' until 0300 hours where only me, zhouchu and fok survived. then lights out.

body count: 10

Day 3: 16/11/05

Woke up. Stoned around. Supposed to go for breakfast/brunch but was too stoned to do anything. Introduced the gals to the wonders of the PS2, and they happily obliged. Went to play soccer at the nice manicured lawn in front of D'Marquee, but was chased off, then went somewhere near Escape to play. Went back to chalet to continue playing PS2. Ordered pizza. Continued playing PS2. Nigel came. Still played PS2. Watched szemin do a little dance in front of the TV. Nigel and Shuwen cleared the hall and played badminton in the chalet. Then minning and wilbur arrived. Then continued playing PS2. Angela and minning went outside to play badminton (see a pattern emerging here?). Then chunteck and qingwei arrived. Continued to play PS2. Would have played PS2 THROUGHOUT dinnertime if I hadn't yelled at the class. Shuyu and jiejun arrived. Then we all left for Changi Village. Steph came halfway. Ate nasi lemak, didn't see any transvesites, and came back. BEDROOM SHEANIGANS (involving shuyu and half the boys) (ooo, sounds kinky)!!! Then we continued playing PS and PS2. Then while the others went to sleep, me, shuwen, steph, szemin, nigel, minning stayed up to play GIN rummy. Nigel dropped out halfway, followed by steph. 4 of us played till 0600 hours. Then as everybody woke up we took their places in the beds =p

Body count: 16

Day 4: 17/11/05

Slept till 1000 hours. Stoned. Went for breakfast. Went back. Went to cycle at PSR Park with Nigel, angela, minning, zhouchu. Cycled and cycled. Played and had fun at the gigantic playground. Then went back to prepare for BBQ.

BBQ TIME!!!

(and I ended up clearing all the @#%$#@#@ food along with Zhou Chu)
(thanks to matthew, yiyun, mark and mr shi who came for the BBQ. and mr gi for the extra food)

then shuyu had another BEDROOM SHEANIGAN!!! (ooo, sounds kinky again). then stoning around. blah blah blah. played PS2 and PS somemore. Then went to sleep at around 0300 again.

Body count: Lost track

Day 5: 18/11/2005

Check out time. In the end only chunteck, jotm, nigel, angela, shuyu, minning and zhouchu were left. thanks to them for helping me clear up the mess.

had a very unusual breakfast, then left to watch Sky High at TM. then the end.

P.S 5 days in Pasir Ris and we only went near the beach ONCE!?!?!?!
P.P.S We didn't do anything very stupid :'(

erjian came, saw, blogged

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